Halle Berry- the Doppler effect. 
pretty much 

domisnotawkward:

itsmaryxox:

dominick

oh my god

that video

when i went to music camp this summer there was this kid who laughed like that all the time, and we were all just kind of waiting for a mate to come and answer his call, but it turned out it was just his actual laugh.

HAHA that was sooo funny!!! And Mary, you need to put a K at the end of my name. lol (:

omgomg no domdom i was talking to another one of my followers named dominic hahahah omg but this is so relevent to you too omg epicwinsauce dominic meet domisnotawkward dominick

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Poem for itsmaryxox

a-tardis-parked-on-baker-street:

When a friend need words or hugs,

Mary is always there,

When things go wrong and someone need love,

Mary is always there.

If hearts are broken,

Or tears fall,

Mary is there,

She stay through it all.

But my one true fear,

Despite the loving way she will live,

Is that its Mary that needs

All the love she does give.

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wakeup-at-sundown:

Sneaking out with my best friend tonight to buy cigarettes and sit outside in the cold listening to good music >:3

i love you sososooo muchh <333333333 bvcxvbzcx >:3

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wakeup-at-sundown:

I know that you guys are all probably anxiously anticipating the next step in the series of Mary and my Lesbian Adventures with a straight(?) chick.

But you see the thing is I can’t convince her to make out with me.

It’s like she wants the D buy doesn’t wanna admit she wants the D.

So if you could all do me a favor and just
Itsmaryxox.tumblr.com
Just go there and flood her ask box with messages telling her to make out with me.

It’s for the greater good, really.
Thanks~

STOP USING YOUR POWERS FOR EVIL 

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wakeup-at-sundown:

OKAY FIIINE I WILL POST IT ON THW INTERNET~

AHAHAHAHH THE FUCKING TAGS I CANT

I told a dude to “give me the d” and this is what I got

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honey-nut-sheeriooo:

MY ENTIRE LIFE IN ONE PICTURE

HAHHAH

My mom wants to see what tumblr is so can everyone stop with the porn for like two minutes

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nickgrimbore:

itsmaryxox said: fuck you

when and where

right now, under the stars in the middle of a beautiful meadow

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